![]() Perhaps this "woman" with her broad shoulders, and huge, girthy feet, is on her way to a passionate rendezvous and needs something to enhance one of her sets of genitals. Without understanding the mechanism of time travel, it's hard to say what effects it might have on human physiology. All of these explanations involve her speaking into a darkish, non-time-traveling object, speaking into it in the manner of a crazy person. Next there is the sub category of explanations which rely on the premise that this is actually footage of the local town lunatic wandering around, being a burden on society. Modern technology makes manipulating video images to insert people not that difficult, so expect to see this lady showing up in the background of a thousand damned things across the Internet by this time tomorrow. The video itself could have been doctored in the modern era, either as an easter egg inserted by the studio which released the DVD, or by whomever uploaded the clip to YouTube. So, she could simply be keeping the sun out of her eyes, or trying to avoid being turned into a pillar of salt. The shadows in the video reveal that there is a very bright light shining on the scene from a low angle, which - considering the technology available at the time - was either the sun, or the face of an angry, Old Testament God. Was she a heavy drinker suffering from the DTs caused by Prohibition? Or did she have a case of theįrenchman's Complaint? _ She's Shielding Her Eyes The lady is scratching her ear or earlobe or face because of some irritation. ![]() Get out of our shot," seems a likely possibility. It's not clear what she's so keen on listening too, though something like "Hey Fat Lady! Yes you. The lady's using some kind of hearing aid, either an ear trumpet, or the carbon microphone deally pictured above, which had supposedly been invented a few years prior to the footage. If it helps, imagine hearing these read aloud by the voice of Hulk Hogan. These explanations all involve something simple that explains the image without resorting to time travel, alien invaders or a mischievous genie. After nearly 80 seconds of effort, I came up with the following list of possibilities, conveniently grouped into three categories: I began brainstorming a list of possible explanations for the footage. A bastard to type in, but this really put me in the right frame of mind.
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